Latsandfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciless skunk.

Latsandfarn created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Latsandfarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Latsandfarn, he will remove you from existence.

Latsandfarn's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Latsandfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing blue corsets and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. You must pray to Latsandfarn seven times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Latsandfarn.