Nibgepbast is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing narwhal.

Nibgepbast created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgepbast, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nibgepbast, it will turn you into a duck.

Nibgepbast's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nibgepbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Never talk about special relativity near seals while wearing magenta rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your head.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never wear pink jumpers on sacred days.

5. Never adorn your back with orange markings.