Rullbunbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong sheep.

Rullbunbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbunbiss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullbunbiss, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rullbunbiss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rullbunbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rullbunbiss in the centre of the settlement.