Butsadcan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, happy mole.

Butsadcan created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butsadcan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Butsadcan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Butsadcan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Butsadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not commit murder.