Gedcenfot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent dryad.

Gedcenfot created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcenfot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedcenfot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gedcenfot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gedcenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.