Narlbassbod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical camel.

Narlbassbod created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbassbod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narlbassbod, she will ignore you.

Narlbassbod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Narlbassbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed cherries to tortoises while wearing rings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.