Bidbusbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered fish.

Bidbusbeg created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbusbeg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidbusbeg, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bidbusbeg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bidbusbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never eat green fruit.