Nabgudbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless coyote.

Nabgudbim created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabgudbim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabgudbim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nabgudbim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nabgudbim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nabgudbim first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Never wear magenta rings on sacred days.

5. Run away if four eagles approach from the south.