Pitbudxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, emotional tortoise.

Pitbudxin created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbudxin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pitbudxin, he will manifest in front of you.

Pitbudxin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pitbudxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near gulls.

2. Never wear black ear rings on sacred days.

3. Never gather five monkeys in one place.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.