Wandutlunbetranbon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional alligator.

Wandutlunbetranbon created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wandutlunbetranbon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wandutlunbetranbon, he will be very sad.

Wandutlunbetranbon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wandutlunbetranbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing white corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your hands.