Rowsawcinhap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident mink.

Rowsawcinhap created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowsawcinhap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowsawcinhap, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rowsawcinhap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rowsawcinhap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never sit near ducks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat oranges.