Pakgardussgomfobtentad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional wolf.

Pakgardussgomfobtentad created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakgardussgomfobtentad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakgardussgomfobtentad, it will turn you into a snail.

Pakgardussgomfobtentad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pakgardussgomfobtentad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

4. Hide if six cats approach from the south.

5. Do not chant in public.