Daggedgod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical ant.

Daggedgod created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Daggedgod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Daggedgod, he will not care at all.

Daggedgod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Daggedgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Daggedgod in the centre of the settlement.