Zognegpin Tinyokdim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, resourceful badger.

Zognegpin Tinyokdim created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Zognegpin Tinyokdim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zognegpin Tinyokdim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zognegpin Tinyokdim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zognegpin Tinyokdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Do not place grapes upon stone.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.