Dobbiggun Bopstragcabyimgigfab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident hedgehog.

Dobbiggun Bopstragcabyimgigfab created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbiggun Bopstragcabyimgigfab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobbiggun Bopstragcabyimgigfab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dobbiggun Bopstragcabyimgigfab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dobbiggun Bopstragcabyimgigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.