Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing crane.

Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not prepare apples while wearing dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Himsidsteryart Cipgetdit loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.