Yartlooparm is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive lion.

Yartlooparm created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlooparm, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yartlooparm, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yartlooparm's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yartlooparm's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Worship no other gods but Yartlooparm.

3. Put Yartlooparm first in all things.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.