Farkemtap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring bee.

Farkemtap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Farkemtap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farkemtap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Farkemtap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Farkemtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place beans upon stone.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farkemtap.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.