Rowfobhunlenbogtip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody mole.

Rowfobhunlenbogtip created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfobhunlenbogtip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowfobhunlenbogtip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rowfobhunlenbogtip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rowfobhunlenbogtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to porpoises while wearing red ear rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think about bacteria.