Wabcadbopgep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented lobster.

Wabcadbopgep created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabcadbopgep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wabcadbopgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wabcadbopgep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wabcadbopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.