Sawripjen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind goose.

Sawripjen created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawripjen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawripjen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sawripjen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sawripjen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Sawripjen on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never remain standing at dusk.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.