Gamtitleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring fox.

Gamtitleg created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamtitleg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamtitleg, it will turn you into a rat.

Gamtitleg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gamtitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.