Bapbapflis is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful fly.

Bapbapflis created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbapflis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapbapflis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bapbapflis' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bapbapflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to squirrels while wearing yellow tights.

2. Never gather seven aardvarks in one place.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Bapbapflis loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair red.