Fagwodfet is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful sheep.

Fagwodfet created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagwodfet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fagwodfet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fagwodfet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fagwodfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Fagwodfet.