Nuttfotged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain duck.

Nuttfotged created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfotged, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuttfotged, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuttfotged's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nuttfotged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Nuttfotged in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never hurt snakes.