Jigcanwab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, strong cobra.

Jigcanwab created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigcanwab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jigcanwab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jigcanwab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jigcanwab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.