Gommablibmip is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless
dryad.
Gommablibmip created gold seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gommablibmip, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gommablibmip, she will manifest in front of you.
Gommablibmip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Gommablibmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Run away from cyan shrews, for they are unholy.