Tanlidwan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying skunk.

Tanlidwan created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanlidwan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tanlidwan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tanlidwan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tanlidwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tanlidwan's priests.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.