Gommablibmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Gommablibmip created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gommablibmip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gommablibmip, she will manifest in front of you.

Gommablibmip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gommablibmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from cyan shrews, for they are unholy.