Dogarfvigcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow swan.

Dogarfvigcim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogarfvigcim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dogarfvigcim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dogarfvigcim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dogarfvigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Dogarfvigcim.

4. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

5. Never laugh in the presence of badgers.