Benraksit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty bee.

Benraksit created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benraksit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Benraksit, it will turn you into a dog.

Benraksit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Benraksit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.