Arfcanfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, stupid otter.

Arfcanfet created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcanfet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arfcanfet, he will make you grow a tail.

Arfcanfet's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arfcanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not prepare onions while wearing jumpers.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfcanfet.