Nullnibrat Nullwotmon Bonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing deer.

Nullnibrat Nullwotmon Bonk created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnibrat Nullwotmon Bonk, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullnibrat Nullwotmon Bonk, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nullnibrat Nullwotmon Bonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nullnibrat Nullwotmon Bonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never run in the presence of pigs.