Yakfodvin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful deer.

Yakfodvin created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfodvin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yakfodvin, it will not invite you to parties.

Yakfodvin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yakfodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. You must pray to Yakfodvin three times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.