Yakfodvin is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful
deer.
Yakfodvin created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yakfodvin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yakfodvin, it will not invite you to parties.
Yakfodvin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Yakfodvin's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick ducks.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not speak about nuts.
4. You must pray to Yakfodvin three times a day.
5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.