Lundodmap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless camel.

Lundodmap created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundodmap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lundodmap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lundodmap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lundodmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never bounce in summer.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching tin.

5. Do not covet oxen.