Fabnadcem Higfotcad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying penguin.

Fabnadcem Higfotcad created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Fabnadcem Higfotcad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fabnadcem Higfotcad, he will destroy your home planet.

Fabnadcem Higfotcad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fabnadcem Higfotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Do not take Fabnadcem Higfotcad's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured cats.