Fabnadcem Higfotcad is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying
penguin.
Fabnadcem Higfotcad created tapeworms two years ago.
If you believe in
Fabnadcem Higfotcad, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fabnadcem Higfotcad, he will destroy your home planet.
Fabnadcem Higfotcad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Fabnadcem Higfotcad's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.
4. Do not take Fabnadcem Higfotcad's name in vain.
5. Always look after injured cats.