Rowditcetripran is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud mink.

Rowditcetripran created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowditcetripran, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowditcetripran, it will turn you into a plant.

Rowditcetripran's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rowditcetripran's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.