Rowditcetripran is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, proud
mink.
Rowditcetripran created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rowditcetripran, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rowditcetripran, it will turn you into a plant.
Rowditcetripran's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Rowditcetripran's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat coconuts.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never sing in holy places.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.