Pomhonkar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless lion.

Pomhonkar created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomhonkar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pomhonkar, it will cry a lot.

Pomhonkar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pomhonkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Pomhonkar in the centre of the settlement.