Beptarged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing duck.

Beptarged created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beptarged, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Beptarged, she will not invite you to parties.

Beptarged's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Beptarged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at mountains.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.