Jenbansog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring finch.

Jenbansog created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbansog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jenbansog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jenbansog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jenbansog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Jenbansog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Jenbansog's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jenbansog.