Flatfoddag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective coyote.

Flatfoddag created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatfoddag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flatfoddag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flatfoddag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flatfoddag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four ducks approach from the north.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Never eat bark.