Wigfascit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Wigfascit created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigfascit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wigfascit, it will not care at all.

Wigfascit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wigfascit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wigfascit.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never leap near dolphins.

4. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.