Farntomyikflatnad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm gorilla.

Farntomyikflatnad created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farntomyikflatnad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Farntomyikflatnad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Farntomyikflatnad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Farntomyikflatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. You must pray to Farntomyikflatnad eight times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farntomyikflatnad.