Wigfascit is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish
skunk.
Wigfascit created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wigfascit, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Wigfascit, it will not care at all.
Wigfascit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Wigfascit's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Wigfascit.
2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never leap near dolphins.
4. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.