Bomcar is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind
finch.
Bomcar created time and space eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bomcar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bomcar, she will turn you into a rock.
Bomcar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Bomcar's Holy Commandments1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
2. Never feed lots of turnips to snakes while wearing fawn shirts.
3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bomcar in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not speak about garlic.
5. Do not stand on grass.