Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident fish.

Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing violet corsets and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tadmutflab Bogmumstragfar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the west.