Zanfunfun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced chicken.

Zanfunfun created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanfunfun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zanfunfun, it will turn you into a duck.

Zanfunfun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zanfunfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zanfunfun.

4. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

5. Always act with humility.