Minwanhashog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful dingo.

Minwanhashog created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Minwanhashog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minwanhashog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Minwanhashog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Minwanhashog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Minwanhashog first in all things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Minwanhashog.