Gebfutbus is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate wasp.

Gebfutbus created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebfutbus, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebfutbus, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gebfutbus' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gebfutbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before touching tin.

2. Never eat peanuts on fasting days.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not place apples upon stone.