Rawnurtnar is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless
wyrm.
Rawnurtnar created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rawnurtnar, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rawnurtnar, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Rawnurtnar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Rawnurtnar's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing purple shirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Learn three new languages a year.
5. Always help seals in need.