Ratnartbiss is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy
shrew.
Ratnartbiss created silver five million years ago.
If you believe in
Ratnartbiss, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Ratnartbiss, she will turn you into a rat.
Ratnartbiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Ratnartbiss' Holy Commandments1. Always help manatees.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never chant in holy places.
5. You must love Ratnartbiss.