Ratnartbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy shrew.

Ratnartbiss created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Ratnartbiss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratnartbiss, she will turn you into a rat.

Ratnartbiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ratnartbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. You must love Ratnartbiss.