Gardidvenlib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud penguin.

Gardidvenlib created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gardidvenlib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gardidvenlib, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gardidvenlib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gardidvenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat wheat.