Soghakhud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, moody finch.

Soghakhud created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghakhud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Soghakhud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Soghakhud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Soghakhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shave your hands.