Talmegnellciss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody fairy.

Talmegnellciss created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talmegnellciss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talmegnellciss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Talmegnellciss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Talmegnellciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Talmegnellciss' name in vain.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Never feed garlic to foxes while wearing tights.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Always cleanse water with water.