Wotnarcab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm butterfly.

Wotnarcab created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wotnarcab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotnarcab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wotnarcab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wotnarcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing red hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.