Higmillarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent mole.

Higmillarn created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmillarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higmillarn, it will turn you into a rock.

Higmillarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Higmillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed turnips to rats while wearing skirts.