Bossvigyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic ant.

Bossvigyart created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvigyart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossvigyart, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bossvigyart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bossvigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.