Sabsugnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sabsugnad created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabsugnad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabsugnad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sabsugnad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sabsugnad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sabsugnad in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Sabsugnad seven times a day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabsugnad.

4. Never think about spacetime near seals while wearing green skirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

5. Do not hurt swans.

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