Dobloghon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent toad.

Dobloghon created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobloghon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobloghon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dobloghon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dobloghon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Do not eat nuts.