Appfedlun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental frog.

Appfedlun created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appfedlun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Appfedlun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Appfedlun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Appfedlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to squirrels while wearing pink rings.