Fabladgid Litdamrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, able meerkat.

Fabladgid Litdamrap created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fabladgid Litdamrap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabladgid Litdamrap, he will not care.

Fabladgid Litdamrap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fabladgid Litdamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help sick horses.