Fobbemmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow beaver.

Fobbemmid created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobbemmid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobbemmid, he will manifest in front of you.

Fobbemmid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fobbemmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

2. You must love Fobbemmid.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.