Figmetquatstragfligstafjambell is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring wren.

Figmetquatstragfligstafjambell created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figmetquatstragfligstafjambell, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figmetquatstragfligstafjambell, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Figmetquatstragfligstafjambell's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Figmetquatstragfligstafjambell's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.