Cibyarpneg Ragyaksak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, stupid monkey.

Cibyarpneg Ragyaksak created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibyarpneg Ragyaksak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibyarpneg Ragyaksak, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cibyarpneg Ragyaksak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cibyarpneg Ragyaksak's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with brown.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never laugh in holy places.