Diddin Mabpangcib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless ferret.

Diddin Mabpangcib created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Diddin Mabpangcib, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Diddin Mabpangcib, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Diddin Mabpangcib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Diddin Mabpangcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with white.

2. Never wear cyan corsets.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with fear.

5. Never look in ponds.