Libvilfom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent armadillo.

Libvilfom created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libvilfom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libvilfom, it will send you a sign.

Libvilfom's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Libvilfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Libvilfom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.