Febguncet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage giraffe.

Febguncet created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febguncet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febguncet, she will turn you into a frog.

Febguncet's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Febguncet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Febguncet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Febguncet's name in vain.