Stigsafjadnat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent hare.

Stigsafjadnat created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsafjadnat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stigsafjadnat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stigsafjadnat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stigsafjadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

2. Never touch water while blessed.

3. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing ear rings.

5. Respect your elders.