Nillfenciss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud fly.

Nillfenciss created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Nillfenciss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillfenciss, it will remove you from existence.

Nillfenciss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nillfenciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nillfenciss.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look after injured snails.