Basttifkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy jaguar.

Basttifkab created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basttifkab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Basttifkab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Basttifkab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Basttifkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Basttifkab's name in vain.

2. Hide from indigo rats for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.