Wanwapsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable fly.

Wanwapsaw created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanwapsaw, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wanwapsaw, it will turn you into a tree.

Wanwapsaw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wanwapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wanwapsaw's priests.

2. You must pray to Wanwapsaw seven times a day.

3. Run away from gray shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.