Tailbatbit Henbaptarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart goose.

Tailbatbit Henbaptarg created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbatbit Henbaptarg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailbatbit Henbaptarg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tailbatbit Henbaptarg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tailbatbit Henbaptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Put Tailbatbit Henbaptarg first in all things.